FOOD
The Classics
PARKY BURGER • $13
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Cheese, Pickles, Parky Sauce, & Fries.
Make it a double for $2
CHICKEN SANDWICH • $14
Hand-breaded Chicken with Coleslaw, B&B Pickles, Chicken Sauce, & Fries
Make it hot for $1
BAR NACHOS • $12
Taco meat, Nacho cheese, Pico, Jalapeño, Guac, Sour Cream
RODEO BURGER • $14
Smash Style Burger with BBQ, Onion Straws, Pepperjack & Cajun Horsey Aioli.
Make it a double for $2
UNCLE RAYMUNDO • $14
Smash Style Burger with Pepperjack, Pineapple, Jalapeno, & Sriracha Aioli.
Make it a double for $2
BONE-IN WINGS • 10 for $12
Pick a Sauce:
BBQ, Mild, Hot, Nashville, Garlic Parm, Hot Honey, Carolina Gold, Mount Doom, Honey Mustard
JESSICA’S VEGAN GYRO • $14
Housemade Gyro Seitan, Roma, Cucumber, Pickled Onion, Tzatziki, Herbs on a Pita & Fries.
CHICKEN TENDERS • $13/$15
3 or 5 piece tender, Coleslaw, Fries, & Chicken Sauce
Seasonals
CHOPPED CHEESE • $14
Two Beef Patties chopped with American Cheese and wrapped on a Hoagie with Lettuce, Tomato, Herbed Garlic Aioli & Ketchup
JERK CHICKEN • $14
Chopped Chicken Tenders with Jerk BBQ, Pineapple, Tomato, Cilantro Aioli, & Pickled Carrots served on a Hoagie.
Sides
Everything but Wings & Nachos already comes with Fries***
• Fries $5
• Bacon Cheese Fries $8
• Slaw $4
• Sides of Sauce $2
Taco Tuesday
Served Every Tuesday from 5pm - Sellout
BEEF & CHORIZO • $4 each / 3 for $10
Beef & Chorizo Blend with Tomato Pico, Shredded Greens, Chihuahua Cheese, Sour Cream, and Sweet Chili Sauce (can be made Vegan with Impossible).
ADOBO CHICKEN • $4 each / 3 for $10
Grilled Chicken with Corn Salsa, Mango & Tangerine Blitz, Chihuahua Cheese, Sour Cream, & Shredded Greens.
Make a Brunch Reservation
BRUNCH RULES & INFORMATION
No substitutions on signature menu items. (Takeaways are the only exception)
We have a 15 minute grace period. If you’re running late for your reservation please call ahead.
Your table is reserved for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Large parties (10+) can request longer durations. Please call ahead for parties of 10 or more.
Any parties of 8 or more will be one check.
Last call for food is 2:30pm.
We do not serve brunch to the bowling lanes during brunch hours.
brunch
Served every Saturday & Sunday
11:00a.m. - 3:00p.m.
PORKY’S SAUCY EGG & CHEESE • $14
Sausage, Egg & Cheese Sandwich served open faced topped with, Hangover Sauce served with House Hash.
Vegan Available: House Impossible Sausage
EGGCELLENT CHOICE • $14
Fried Egg & Cheese Sandwich served open faced topped with, Hangover Sauce served with House Hash.
Vegan Available: Just Egg
ROCKY BALBOA • $15
Ribeye, Egg, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, & Herbed Aioli on a Hoagie served with House Hash.
CHICKEN & WAFFLES • $14
Two Belgian Pearl Sugar Waffles with Hand Breaded Chicken Tenders.
Choose Your Toppings:
+ PBNJ (VG)
+ Syrup + Cinnamon Butter (VG)
+ Triple Berry Compote (V)
+ Hot Chicken & Waffles (V)
WET THE BED V2 • $15
Chorizo, Potato, & Egg Burrito Smothered in Queso, Mole, Green Chile, Corn Salsa, & Cotija
Vegan Available: Vegan Chorizo & Cashew Queso
BRUNCH BOARD • $55
An Assortment of Market-Fresh Items Paired with our French Toast, Waffles, Chicken, Eggs, and Hashbrown Patties.
Serves 4 + Scrambled Egg $5 Upcharge
A LA CARTE
Hashbrown Patties • $4
Loaded Hashbrown Bowl • $7
French Toast • $5
Waffles • $6
Raisin’ Hell Vegan Muffins • $4
Scrambled Eggs • $5
Bacon or Sausage • $5
2 Eggs, Your Way • $4
Toast • $2
Scrambled Egg Bowl • $6
Chicken Tenders • 3 for $8
CHEFS CHOICE • MP
Let us know if you like it spicy or mild, outrageous or tame and we’ll take your tastebuds on an adventure.
DRINKS • SPRING / SUMMER 2023
COCKTAILS
SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDER • $14
House-Infused Strawberry Tequila, Amaro, Lemon, Simple, Mexican Orange Soda
THE WHITE WITCH • $13
Espadin Mezcal, Rosé, Lime, Honey, Grapefruit Soda, ThyME
***SEREVED IN A SMOKING CAULDRON***
THE SPICE • $13
Rye Whiskey, Black Rum, Allspice Dram, Passion Fruit, Cinnamon, Lemon, Bitters
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE • $15
Añejo Tequila, Ginger LiqueuR, Coconut, Guanábana, Grapefruit, Lime, Sparks
NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION $12
AS YOU WISH... • $14
House-Infused Vanilla Vodka, House Blend of Café liqueurs, Cold Brew, Sugar, Dark Chocolate
THE LAST UNICORN • $15
House Infused BLUEBERRY Vodka, Fresh Watermelon, Mint, Aquafaba, Lemon, Peychaud’s Unicorn Garnish, Sprinkles
NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION $12
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT • $14
London Dry Gin, Raspberry Liqueur, Lemon, Cucumber, Tonic, Magic Wand Garnish
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS • $13
Silver Rum, Dragonfruit, Pineapple, Lime, Blackberry CBD Sparkling Water
NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTION $10
DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SPAGHETTS? • $5
Long Neck High Life w/ Aperol & Lemon
SHOTS
Everlasting Gobstopper • $6
House Infused Blueberry Vodka, Orange Liqueur, Lemon, Sugar
My Precious • $6
House-Infused Vanilla Vodka, Limoncello, Lemon, Italian Soda, Edible Sparkle
***As a Cocktail $13***
Second Breakfast • $6
House-Infused Espresso Tequila w/ Honey
BEER LIST
BOTTLES
BUDWEISER • $3
BUD LIGHT • $3
GREAT LAKES DORTMUNDER • $5
GUINNESS STOUT • $5
HEINEKEN • $4
MILLER HIGH LIFE • $3
MILLER LITE • $3
MODELO ESPECIAL MEXICAN LAGER • $5
WEIHENSTEPHANER HEFEWEIZEN • $5
CANS
BELLS TWO HEARTED IPA • $5
BLACK LABEL LAGER • $2
HIGH NOON HARD SELTZER • $6
JACKIE O’S MYSTIC MAMA IPA • $6
KRONENBOURG 1664 LAGER • $6
ONDA TEQUILA SELTZER • $6
PACIFICO (24 OZ) • $7
PBR (16 OZ) • $3
ROLLING ROCK • $3
DOGFISH HEAD SEAQUENCH • $6
WHITE CLAW HARD SELTZER • $6
Strawberry, Blackberry, Mango or Pineapple
NON-ALCOHOLIC
BUDWEISER ZERO • $4
HEINEKEN ZERO • $5
VARIOUS CBD SELTZERS • $6
JARRITOS MANDARIN • $3.50
GOSLINGS GINGER BEER • $3.50
RED BULL • $4.50
ORIGINAL or SUGAR FREE
FEVER TREE PREMIUM TONIC • $4
LIQUID DEATH CANNED WATER • $3.50
MOUNTAIN WATER or SPARKLING LIME